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What's With All the Pink Vegetables?

I suppose there's an interesting, funky answer but really, it's just this bottle of Da Vinci Fluid Acrylics--Red Rose Deep Quinacridone. I can't leave it alone. I should order a case of it, or join a support group. This still life you see before you started out in life as a bunch of beets. My daughter saw it and said: "I like the radishes." She was right, she's always right, so these are radishes. And on another note: OLD SCRATCH HAS BEEN FOUND!! A good thing too because the do-overs really sucked. I mean Old Scratch really sucks too but it sucks better than my more recent attempts.

Sketch of Master Criminal of Hampshire Street

Here's the villain that's been keeping me from my 8 hours of sleep and my art studio. It's a very quick sketch; this scalawag moves fast. She's only 5 months old and her picture already belongs on the Post Office wall. Her name is Frankie, aka A Certain Person, aka Frances Merrylegs T Wallace. She's suspected of having taken the apple from the serpent and a host of other crimes. She specializes in thieving--hiding stolen object under her huge Airedale paws while sitting innocently next to one of her own toys.(Who, me?) Worst theft yet, my pill box. Fortunately she only ate something relatively benign. She also like chapsticks. Oh those doggie lips can get so dry in this heat. She arrived in Cambridge on June 29th weighing 13 pounds. Today, August 18th she weighs in at 27 hefty, muscular pounds and counting.

Original painting of Old Scratch lost. I took it to the art store to get a mat. I'm trying to figure out a way of blaming it on the dog. Dude Palace wants another painting of Old Scratch. Will A Certain Person give me a break and let me paint it? More news as it breaks.


Greatest Honor an Artist Can Receive


Old Scratch, a painting of mine--one I forgot about--is now hanging in a room called "Dude Palace". The painting is crude, but that's okay. Dude Palace is about as crude a place as you can think of. But better not to think about it. Dude Palace: think Animal House overseen by a 23 year old woman who can tame any man with her quick wit and sharp tongue. Yes, that's right folks. She's my daughter Fionna and don't cross her. See her portrait in my  portraits collection on this very website. She looks so fine and delicate, but there's vinegar in them thar veins. By the way, another art object in Dude Palace is a towering pile of empty snack food boxes on Dave Bufano's desk. I hope that Old Scratch can compete. Perhaps we'll be able to provide a photo of Old Scratch in situ very soon.
Your friend,
Jeanne